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100kwh-hunter

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A humor part/section, like:
My wife is buying leggings in the colors of the cells?(not kidding btw)

Or jokes(political or non political)
Like:He was sitting there all morning, locked up in a van, with this hot weather(35c+).
So i break a window and got arrested?
(police with a speeding camera on the road)

Dont get me wrong, we are nowhere without police or army!!!!!!!

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Korishan

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I believe that's what the General section is for ;)

Your wife is really buying leggings in the cells colors??
 

OffGridInTheCity

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My daughter insists on wearing mis-matched socks/legging colors.... sounds like a possible future DIY power wall builder :)
 

100kwh-hunter

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@Korishan,
yes she does, but she is also a colorful wife.
And very good for me.
As always,....18650 is a project to much, the same for work(money).
But i won't let her down


@OffGridInTheCity,
If your (future) son in law is also...look at the sunny side..
We are growing tobacco also, and the rest, there is so much to do, that you can do it your self
 

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This made me smile - but like Kori said - general section I thinks..
 

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Speaking of humor,

Has anyone here seen the RED GREEN SHOW?
Season 1 Episode 2 Red tries to twist wire with the drill...... Should sound familiar for some on this board.
He does it wrong and it's in the true DIY'er way.
 
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Damn, with the red green show I thought it would have started before it stopped.......
 

Bubba

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completelycharged said:
Damn, with the red green show I thought it would have started before it stopped.......

No sure I understand what you are saying.
 

OffGridInTheCity

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Bubba said:
completelycharged said:
Damn, with the red green show I thought it would have started before it stopped.......

No sure I understand what you are saying.

Me either - but Red Green is hilarious for that dumb down'ed state! Handyman Corner... "If you could only buy 1 power tool it would be a drill (since they outlawed flame throwers)..". I agree one of our favorite DIY youtubers may have gotten his inspiration here .... :)

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Thanks for The Red Green show introduction!!
 
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Bad traffic light humour.... the UK has traffic lights everywhere, if a council had some budget left they put another set of lights at a junction to help make counting cars easier as they had trouble when they were moving..... humour get's worse after that.


Hear about the battery that was feeling a bit depressed, his mates just said he was a little flat....
 

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I watched 1 episode, ONE! and YT thinks that's ALL I wanna see. *mutter* stupid analytics. It's apparently broken
 

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.
 

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100kwh-hunter said:
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They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.

ROFL
 

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A riddle.

A person who owned 17horses died sadly.
He wrote in his will, that half of them will be given to the oldest son.
One third must be given to the middle son and one ninth must be given to the youngest son.
Now, how can you distribute the horses according to his will without killing any horse?

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Korishan

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One of the horses was pregnant ;)
 
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