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Solution is simple, i won't tell yet.
But your answers LOL

Solution is really simple, i won't tell yet.
But your answers LOL Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
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The riddle, think outside the box.
The answer:

Borrow one horse, give 9, 6 and 2, and give the remaining horse back.
Half of 18 is 9.
Third of 18 is 6
Ninth of 18 is 2
9 + 6 + 2 = 17
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That's not thinking outside the box, it's more like thinking like a financier / banking.

Borrow 1, then use the loaned (debt) item to value your assets before dividing them up, giving debt instead of an asset, which then vanishes upon reception.

The real angle is make it so that you the one who loan the horse at then charge 1 horse for loading the horse out.....
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If you can't quantify how much they cost, it's a deal, I'll buy 5 of them for 3 lumps of rocking horse ......

We where rolling on the floor....
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(07-24-2019, 01:11 PM)Korishan Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif?itemid=12450940]

And a follow up  Wink
MAN why would you do that to someone.  I thought we were freinds Big Grin
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I do not have the intention to insult!

But here is a story of the naked woman...

A fully naked British goes up in a taxi whose driver is a Chinese.
He looked at her from top to bottom and several times.

The worried woman asks:
Have you ever seen a naked woman?

The taxi driver replied:
I don't look at you because you are naked, im worried because i'm watching and watching and i don't see where you have the money to pay me.....

Moral of this story:
Focus on your business and not on distractions.

Happy cell hunting.
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No a top notch joke, but humor related to real life.

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."

Son number two arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from LA between depositions and I didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell all of you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep", said the father, "Cheap ones too..."
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(07-24-2019, 10:52 PM)Bubba Wrote:
(07-24-2019, 01:11 PM)Korishan Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif?itemid=12450940]

And a follow up  Wink
MAN why would you do that to someone.  I thought we were freinds Big Grin

What does the Fox Say is one of my top 10 all time (lighter) favorites!!  I just look at my daughter and mouth "What does the Fox say..."  and she puts her fingers in her ears and runs to the other end of the house and she's the one that introduced me to the song! 
One of my other top ten (and same reaction from my family) is this one: Smile
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How about Baby Shark ...

I played the What does the fox say... and heard my son's ears bleeding in the other room.. No Dad shut it off ... Smile
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