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A couple after 30 years of marriage.
The woman told her husband: tie me to the bed and do whatever you want.
The husband tied her firm to the bed and went off fishing.....

My roommates where complaining that our house was haunted.
Now i live here for almost 300 years and never noticed a thing.
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(10-11-2019, 02:31 PM)100kwh-hunter Wrote: A couple after 30 years of marriage.
The woman told her husband: tie me to the bed and do whatever you want.
The husband tied her firm to the bed and went off fishing.....

If my Mrs said that I'd the her up and go build a few more cell packs!!
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Joke from our slavic corner in europa, very nice people btw...all the slavic people, visit them if you have the chance...
I can point you to some spots you wont believe....until you will see it with your own eye's.
And i don't mean the salt mines or auschwitz or such.

An Armenian girl is getting married tommorow and seeks advice from her elderly aunt: "How did you manage to live through 50 years of marrige without a single fight?".
"My dear niece, it is very simple. After getting married we went home by my husbands horse cart. The horse stumblet and he raised an eyebrow and said: "one".
Than the horse stopped for no reason and he said:"two".
After half an hour the horse stumblet again. My husband said:"three", stepping off the cart taking out his pistol.
It took a single precise shot to end the horse poor life.
I was so shocked i did not say a word.
When we got home i asked him why did he shoot the poor thing.
The only thing he said was: "one"......

https://inlovewithpoland.files.wordpress...p_0224.jpg
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.just fun nothing else
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#45


Tongue

Saw a guy in the store wearing this. So true!
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Random army Commander: FIRE AT WILL.

Will: shit...
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Again a long time married couple.
The woman is coming home from a long day shopping.
Woman:
Hey honey, you mist me?
Husband:
With every bullet so far....



A young boy finds the miracle lamp, rubs it and Genie comes out.
Genie: you have three wishes...
The boy thinks a little and answers:
I want to be our rich neighbor's son.

Genie: hmmmm oke, you still have three wishes....
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