Well ya see...it is like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regulair killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That is why you feel smarter after a couple of beers.
So me and my husband were sitting on our couch watching tv yesterday.
Suddenly, i hear that i got a text message on my phone that i left in the kitchen.
So i went to the kitchen to check my phone, and it is a text from my husband...
"please bring some chips and beer on your way back"